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For fun - a blog nutrition label

I had a silly idea.

A whisper from the void, a chittering in the ducts of my over-caffeinated skull.

Apple, bless their glossy black monoliths, is introducing Accessibility Nutritional Labels β€” an initiative where developers now don ceremonial robes and declare, β€œYes, our apps respect your access needs.” As an accessibility gremlin who lives in the gutters between semantic HTML and divine compliance, I rejoice.

But then a darker whisper. A question.
What would that look like for my wild scratchings?

A label. A reckoning. Perhaps something... like this?

Post Nutrition Label

  • Read Time: 3 min
  • Topics: CSS, Silly Things
  • Tone: Only a soupΓ§on of existential horror
  • Mood: Sleepy
  • Sensitive: Nah

A sacred text carved in tags. A runestone for the modern age.

Bear lets you create post templates. I’ve embedded this strange nutrition label into mine β€” a sigil at the top of each entry, a glimpse into the soul of the post before it latches onto yours.

Would... would you like one, Oh Reading Eye?

HTML

<div class="nutrition-widget" id="nutritionWidget">
  <div class="nutrition-content" id="nutritionContent">
    <h3>Post Nutrition Label</h3>
    <ul>
      <li><strong>Read Time:</strong> 5 min</li>
      <li><strong>Topics:</strong> CSS, Silly Things</li>
      <li><strong>Tone:</strong> Straight-forward</li>
      <li><strong>Mood:</strong> Sleepy</li>
      <li><strong>Sensitive:</strong> Nah </li>
    </ul>
  </div>
</div>

CSS

.nutrition-content {
  display: block;
  margin-top: 0.5em;
  background-color: var(--background-color);
  color: var(--font-color);
  border: 2px solid #aaa;
  border-radius: 6px;
  padding: 1em;
  width: 350px;
  box-shadow: 0 2px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.2);
  font-size: 0.85em;
}

.nutrition-content h3 {
  margin-top: 0;
  font-size: 1em;
  border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc;
  padding-bottom: 0.25em;
}

.nutrition-content ul {
  list-style: none;
  padding-left: 0;
  margin: 0;
}

.nutrition-content li {
  margin-bottom: 0.5em;
  border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(255, 2555, 255, .2);
}

.nutrition-content strong {
  display: inline-block;
  width: 80px;
  font-weight: 600;
}

It’s easy to tweak β€” which is either a blessing or a trap.

Will I use it forever? Unknowable. Time is a flat circle and I am easily distracted. But is it fun? Absolutely. It’s joy disguised as infrastructure.

Over-engineered? Friend, it is the most sacred of my coping mechanisms.

Because if you’re not optimizing for joy β€” even a smidge, even a half-pixel of absurd pleasure β€” what are you even doing in this monstrous, blinking HTML universe?

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